The Crash

The Crash ..Culture... Logic… systems

The background...

Ahmed Tharwat

Scene I (the Pyramid site in Egypt)
Egyptologists have just discovered an encrypt of the earliest known examples of alphabet known to man at Wadi el-hol, Egypt. Through this amazing ancient discovery the Egyptologists were able to solve the mystery of a great event that took place thousands of years ago, a complete description of a terrible incident that caused a national crisis in Ancient Egypt. A crisis so serious that a substantial reduction of the size of the third Pyramid resulted.
Scene II Overhearing the EgyptAir crash news on the BBC… from the Egyptian Site.

A press conference of the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) Authorities. The criminal motive theory was propagated and aired on the Radio.
James E. hall, head of NTSB announced in a news conference that (BBC radio at the site)
- We were able to hear what sounded like an Arabic prayer in the cockpit by the co-pilot Mr. Al-Batouti, who said "Tawakilt ala Allah" or IN God We Trust; right before the ill-fated plane lunged to the sea.
- The Egyptian Authorities are furious and angry, their official spokesman announced on the Radio.

- Egyptian Government spokesman:
- "Blaming the Egyptian Co-Pilot is an American cover up…. it over shadows the fact .. it is a technical problem…. it is a conspiracy….. Muslims don't commit suicide…
Back to Scene I
An ancient document revealed that the Egyptians themselves had a history of xenophobia that started thousands of years ago when a tragic accident in the deep sea took place - an accident that caused a national crisis so serious that a substantial reduction of the size of the third Pyramid was the result. And the practice of blaming certain minority groups was abundant; the national fervor went rampant all over Egypt.
Scene III (back in history)… the set up
The pyramids site: people from all over the world are participating in the biggest civil Engineering project of the pre Millennium … which causes an economic boom in Egypt during the "Pyramid Age". Hordes of people from outside of Egypt came to work in the golden rush… at the "Sand valley" site.
People are reading the terrible news in the PPC (Papyrus Press Center): an Egyptian ship coming home with the victorious Egyptian Army crashed in the high seas and sank. There were no survivors. The PPC announced the Headlines as the workers discussed the tragedy..
- Did you hear what the Hebrew did?
- Of course, what else is there? That is all we hear…
- He destroyed our ship in the deep sea…
- Who was he?
- The Hebrew on the ship took it down and sacrificed himself…
- You seem to know more about this than the rest of us.
- My friend, they all say it. Everyone knows … whom?
- That is enough…

At the Pharaoh Palace…. The Egyptian House of Lords is summoned;
ClintAmoon, the Egyptian Pharaoh, was awakened at once to receive the disturbing news...
- It was learned later that a Hebrew slave working in the ill-fated ship's control room was singing minuets in his own language just before the ship went down into the deep sea.
- Could he be the one? (someone wondered)
- He took the ship to its doom! (another responded with anger)
- They have always caused troubles…
- Who else could have caused this?
- We have to investigate the incident very swiftly.
- We should turn the investigation over to the Foreign Behavior Investigation unit (FBI).
- We just don't have enough evidence.
- Who needs evidence when you have a motive?
- The motive is clear. Further investigation is a waste of time.
- Our navy's reputation is at stake.
- In the meantime, the Hokssuoe are watching us closely and the Libyans are etching their heals.

The Pharaoh finally speaks…
-The Hebrew, the nonbelievers… those…sons of god.
-They cooperated with the Ethiopian invaders… didn't they? … They are the traitors….
- We never won their full loyalty…
- One of them destroyed our ship…
- … they must be corroborators…out there somewhere
Without hesitation or questions he gives his divine order.
ClintAmoon : All Hebrews must be put under surveillance.
- Millions of undocumented foreigners who were working on the Pyramids in the Silicon Valley Gaza will face immediate deportation, and even jail.
Ressy Helmoosious the conservative ranked member of the southern Sand-belt state confronting the Hebrew leader:
Hebrew leader: Very vocal in asking the Egyptian Pharaoh; let my people go
Ressy Helmoosious:
-Your people are not going anywhere…
Hebrew Leader:
-We shall not kill…
Ressy Helmoosious:
- Starting today you will have to get by without this commandment … we have to get to the bottom of this and will find the killers.
HooOverzealouses Head of the FBI (Foreign Behavior Investigation) the investigation will monitor the suspicious Ethiopians and Libyans.
Reaganeses: The chief of the CIA (Catch Illegal Alienates) Announce on CNN (Canned News Nile) and La King talk show to warn countries sponsoring terrorism around the world. "Well… you can run but you can't hide" . he announced to the world.
- We will over reached and over retaliate…
The Pharaoh's speechwriter nationalist Panichanan:
-"It is a cultural warfare. Those foreigners' come here with their strange languages, gods and customs, crowding our cities and polluting our race, and they don't look like Egyptians or even walk like Egyptians.
- They have to assimilate or decimate ..
- This is supposed to be an Egyptian melting pot country.
- We will melt them all right…
- They can't use their native language in public anymore ..
- They have to read and write in Egyptian Language …
- We shall start a national EASL (Egyptian as Second Language) program.
-The civil rights of the Ethiopians and the Libyans will be suspended..
- Why put up with all this; we should just deport them all…. shouts another
AlphaGoresouses the privileged son of the Pharaoh
-"If we deported all the foreigners who would then finish building the third Pyramid?" asked Al Gore.
-"We should hate the crime not the criminals" he added with an Alpha smile.
The debate in the House went uninterrupted for days and weeks, and in the Oval Chamber, as the Pharaoh ClintAmoon was getting his private oral brief …of the investigation every hour.
Seen III
Representatives of minorities group come before the Pharaoh to plea their cases, they put up the best festive display of their wonderful customs, folklore, music, dance, (Tony Award like show):
_ the Ethiopians… dressed with native customs and dancing singing (we will work on that)…
……

then the Libyans:…
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then the Nubians……
……………….
The Greeks………..
then Hebrews ….. (their leader)
Suddenly there was a complete silence in the House of Lords; everyone was stunned not just by the overwhelming richness of those minorities performance but the speaker of the house Gengrosses. announces…. "They found the only survivor on the ill-fated ship, declared the speaker of the house. A black slave who was handling the ships' log and who was thrown out of the ill-fated ship by the jubilant drunken Egyptian solders just minutes before the doomed ship crashed in the sea.
- Let us all listen to what the slave has to say.
- What does the slave know?
- He was there, he was the only survivor; they said, he jumped off the ship before going down..
- Black Slaves can't jump
- Shut up and listen! We don't have any choice, he is all we have got.
The Pharaoh orders everyone to be quiet…
- Order… order; let us all listen to what the slave has for us…
The black Slave: "There were so many soldiers on the ship" your majesty, he explained as his tired wet body collapsed on the floor.
-"People were drinking and dancing for days. 480 big men with their arms were just too much for the poorly structured ship. Once it starting sinking, the ship went down very quickly. There was no time to escape. He added, weeping hysterically.
-There wasn't any explosion, there wasn't any criminal motive or suicide,
- … and you are saying it was just a freak accident…. …
The House of Lords is in chaos
- An accident? This is rubbish. There is no such thing as accidents! We built this ship ourselves, said Mr. Hatch, the senator from shipyard center west coast state.
- Take him away… put him in jail. (screams coming from the back)
- We can't jail everyone; we can't punish the messenger.
- We need more time to investigate.
- We have to get to the bottom of this. We must find the truth…
The Pharaoh with a defeated voice:
- "Everyone should go home now. We are tired and we have a lot of challenges ahead of us"
-"The building of the pyramids should continue," he added with a unsure voice.
- We must not give up… we have a civilization to built…
- This is our time capsule for the next millennium.
- We need to finish it before the Y0K bug comes upon us…
- Stopping now could bring the Dark Age…
The head of the construction company, Pyramids R Us.
-"This is the last pyramid to be built," said the head engineering…
- Lots of foreigners have been deported or fled the country….
- and Egyptians don't want to do this kind of work,
- We are going to have to scale down the size of the third Pyramid substantially; he added in a very sad voice.
- Let us all go to work… said the Pharaoh…
- Let us pray first - we all need some help from above.
…. Everyone is joining the prayer …… god is in our side,,,
, of course.
Ahmed 11/20/99